Private Beta
Beat My Funnel is the performance marketplace where skill beats credentials. Brands post real challenges. Operators compete on live data. The best work wins — verified, paid, undeniable.
47 operators on the waitlist · 3 challenges launching in April · Every finalist gets a verified portfolio entry
Every challenge is fully funded before operators can apply. No exceptions.
Why we're building this
A brand pays $8k/month to an agency. The agency sends a report. The numbers don't move. The brand pays again next month. Nobody's accountable.
Meanwhile, there's an operator who could genuinely beat that funnel. But they can't get a meeting. They don't have the connections or a pitch deck polished enough to get past the gatekeeper.
So the brand keeps paying for mediocre. And the operator keeps being invisible.
It's time to open the market.
Beat My Funnel is the fix. A brand posts their metric and locks prize money in escrow. Operators apply. The brand picks a few finalists. One submission gets tested live. If it wins, the money moves. If not, full refund.
No retainers. No pitch decks. No handshake deals. Just: can you beat this number? Prove it.
The best operators shouldn't have to sell themselves. They should show their work and let the results talk.
And for the people just getting started — the 23-year-old who can build a landing page that converts better than anyone you've ever hired, but can't get a meeting because they don't have the right LinkedIn — this is the way in. Not a referral. Not a portfolio of clients you don't have yet. One number. Beat it.
That's what this is. Prove it or get paid.
THE PROCESS
Posting a challenge doesn't mean 10 strangers get access to your store. Here's the exact sequence:
You post your metric and lock your prize in escrow
Operators apply in 2 minutes — no work done yet
You review applicants and pick 3 finalists
Finalists submit their version — you review everything before it touches your site
Your chosen submission runs as a concurrent A/B test against your current page — same traffic, split in real time
We verify the result directly via Shopify or GA4
They beat your number → prize releases automatically. Nobody beats it → full refund.
Traffic is split in real time — no sequential testing, no timing bias. You stay in control at every step. You only pay if someone is actually better.
Three ways to use it
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For Brands & Founders
The operator who beats your challenge just proved they're better than whoever you're paying right now. That's your next hire.
Deposit prize + finalist pool into escrow. Prize refunded if nobody wins.
For CRO Experts & Operators
The job market is broken for people who can actually do the work. This is the open market.
Every prize is funded and locked before you apply. No exceptions.
FAQ
How challenges work, how you get paid, and what happens to your submissions.
Free to enter. Brands deposit prize + finalist pool. You only pay if someone wins.